theravensden:

Peace in the woods

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katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

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reblogger-ocelot:

Revolver Ocelot:

Revolver Ocelot

reblogger-ocelot:

Revolver Ocelot:

Revolver Ocelot

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koimalin:

pati79:

theconcealedweapon:

facebooksexism:

From an email submission I received…I am genuinely curious if Mohamed has arm pit hair, because if so, do they consider themselves a disgusting, unhygienic dirtball or does that only apply to women? What an ass hat. 

Where are these studies showing that women’s armpit hair is unhygienic but men’s armpit hair is perfectly fine? I’ve never heard of one.

The proportion of the rant devoted to going against the trend makes it look like this guy just got terribly confused at the mixed signals society sent him and just lashed out when it became too much.
Poor guy. I hope he calms down and al least sees the blatant contradiction he lives in….

bueno, suelo no enrolarme en este tipo de dramas tumbleros, mas que nada porque no escribo en ingles y se que nadie lee lo que escribo asi que suele ser al dope, pero hoy estoy qujumbrosa asi que procedo a meterme y a “bardear” un toque

relamente hay comentarios y formas de ver que me tocan los hipotericos huevos!!
cosas como lo que dijo el boludo de ahi arriba, el fulano Luqman,
"blah blah las mujeres son hermosas como vinieron al mundo blah blah es asqueroso que se dejen el pelo ahi" ¡¿chavon que onda con tu vida?! minimamente escuchate a vos mismo porque te estas saboteando solo

desde lo mas profundo de mi pulmon, estoy absolutamente convencida de que el topico pelos en el chivo, en las piernas y en el cavado es una problematica cultural; y cuendo me refiero a cultural hablo desde un panorama que contempla lo que es siglo XX para adelante y gran parte de occidente y esta especie de globalizacion

los pelos crecen biologicamente para proteger las areas sensibles como un mecanismo de defensa
asi que si bien es seirto que vas a tener menos olor a chivo si no tenes pelitos, esa justificacion berreta de la igiene a mi no me lo venden

hay que admiritlo, es una putisima convencion social que nos viene taladrando desde hasce genreacions la que nos lleva a la depiladora! porque por mas que te chupe un  huevo y pretendas no depilarte, siempre pasa, va a haber un ambito social en el que para ser respetuosa para con el otro vas a tener que depilarte (y esto no lo digo pensando en audaces encuantros amorosos, lo digo apuntando a entrevista de trabajos o muestras o cosas asi)

creo que es una chantada decrir “gillet vende porque las muejeres les demandan afeitadoras” porque por un lado esta menospreciando el poder de manipulacion de una empresa gigante con un departamento lleno de los mejores pulicitarios que el capitalismo puede pagar

y por otro lado porque que esa mujer quiera deplarce te puedo practicamente asegurar que consecuencia de una modalidad de pensamiento que le moldeo la sociedad, y no me llamaria la antecion que ese esquema de pensamiento este moldeado a su vez por los mismos camipitales que sustentan a gillet (por tirar un nombre)

seamos realistas, en el medioevo la gente no se depilaba y no por eso las doncellas eran menos atractivas o mas suscias
por mas que nos querramos hacer los piolas y revolucionarios dicendo “no a la depilacion” si ves a una chica con patas peludas, pelos en el chivo o “vade retro satanas” bigotes, ya seas hombre o mujer vas a poner cara de culo, porque querramos o no nos criamos en este marco cltural donde las chicas se depilas y si no lo hacen son uns sucias (no tengo que ni meterme en el asunto de que con los hombres esta mas que aseptado que tengas cardos en las patas y bosques en el chivos, porque claro ellos son “los hombres”)

SE QUE NO GANO NADA METIENDOME EN ESTAS ESTRNAS DISCUCIONES INTERNETATICAS, SE QUE NADIE LO VA A LEER PORQUE ESTA EN CASTELLANO Y SE QUE ESTA LLENO DE HORRORES DE ORTOGRAFIA

asi que no leas si no te importa, me pinto la queja y la discucion, no espero nada, solo quise descargar

koi se desato

lamonstruo:

nessuno:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

it does not surprise me that this happened in portland


this remind me The Bottle Imp story.quick! you have to sold it for a lower price.

lamonstruo:

nessuno:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

it does not surprise me that this happened in portland

this remind me The Bottle Imp story.

quick! you have to sold it for a lower price.

the-hatred-machine:

And for the people that said I was hispanic Karkat, well…

the-hatred-machine:

And for the people that said I was hispanic Karkat, well…

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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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koimalin:

hay veces que me da la envidia y me molesta muchisimo que se publiquen historietas pedorras y yo mientrastanto todo lo que hago se queda en mi cuaderno y solo lo ven mis amigos y familia
no digo que sea una genia ni que lo que hago es exelente, solo digo que hay cosas mucho mas berretas que las editoriales eligen y mientras tanto hay banda de gente que podria hacer eso mismo muchisimo mejor que no tiene ni siquiera la oportunidad de mostrar lo que hace

entre muchas de las razones por las cuales deje de comprar la fierro…