lamonstruo:

nessuno:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

it does not surprise me that this happened in portland


this remind me The Bottle Imp story.quick! you have to sold it for a lower price.

lamonstruo:

nessuno:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

it does not surprise me that this happened in portland

this remind me The Bottle Imp story.

quick! you have to sold it for a lower price.

the-hatred-machine:

And for the people that said I was hispanic Karkat, well…

the-hatred-machine:

And for the people that said I was hispanic Karkat, well…

(via lamonstruo)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(via easterberry)

koimalin:

hay veces que me da la envidia y me molesta muchisimo que se publiquen historietas pedorras y yo mientrastanto todo lo que hago se queda en mi cuaderno y solo lo ven mis amigos y familia
no digo que sea una genia ni que lo que hago es exelente, solo digo que hay cosas mucho mas berretas que las editoriales eligen y mientras tanto hay banda de gente que podria hacer eso mismo muchisimo mejor que no tiene ni siquiera la oportunidad de mostrar lo que hace

entre muchas de las razones por las cuales deje de comprar la fierro…

  • Benvolio: In love?
  • Romeo: Out.
  • Benvolio: Of love?
  • Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
  • Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

dawnguardian:

Welcome to Rapture.

(via shaggyshan)

plebcomics:

continue to circle around the issue and accuse all men of being rapists or potential rapists until they kill themselves

(via lamonstruo)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(via lamonstruo)

apologija:

i was kind of planning on doing this awhile ago but never got around to it, but had fresh inspiration from the post i reblogged earlier by morganida.i might revisit this later once my motor skills actually amount to something.but just a couple of bros sharing their righteous digs.

apologija:

i was kind of planning on doing this awhile ago but never got around to it, but had fresh inspiration from the post i reblogged earlier by morganida.

i might revisit this later once my motor skills actually amount to something.

but just a couple of bros sharing their righteous digs.

(via lamonstruo)